So while I was ruminating on catfish, Gravitas Shortfall lets me know there's a fight going on.
Apparently, some tough young turk by the name of BikeBike is going up against reigning Hardcore Champion a Cat With One Leg. No time to vote, I'm afraid - this is going down as we speak, in some kind of super underground hush-hush BMX arena.
To fill you in if you don't know these guys, BikeBike is the front half of a bike sewn onto a bike, while a Cat With One Leg is a cat with three legs binned. No more time to explain this is happening:
Woah, that catte has some moves, check out the air he got there! But wait, what's that twitching in BikeBike's chassis? No way, I can't believe it, that is Sick, blood
Yeah, that's right. EVERYBODY WINS. Welcome to zoofights, now Booze Up and Riot.