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It's a bash, it's a smash, it's the Fight of the flipping Century

So while I was ruminating on catfish, Gravitas Shortfall lets me know there's a fight going on.


Apparently, some tough young turk by the name of BikeBike is going up against reigning Hardcore Champion a Cat With One Leg. No time to vote, I'm afraid - this is going down as we speak, in some kind of super underground hush-hush BMX arena.


To fill you in if you don't know these guys, BikeBike is the front half of a bike sewn onto a bike, while a Cat With One Leg is a cat with three legs binned. No more time to explain this is happening:


Woah, that catte has some moves, check out the air he got there! But wait, what's that twitching in BikeBike's chassis? No way, I can't believe it, that is Sick, blood

Yeah, that's right. EVERYBODY WINS. Welcome to zoofights, now Booze Up and Riot.

Reader Comments (9)

it's beautiful

May 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGooper Blooper

And lo, the cat did spineth on Bike-Bike for the rest of eternity, forever bestowing upon mankind its gift of "Sweet Trick"

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJumpropeman

It's just so god damned beautiful. I, I think I'm tearing up here... *sniff*

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrilliant Kid

Tournament-ending Godbeast sighted.

##BIKELEGBIKECAT > everything else.

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIronicHide

I would go so far as to say that this fight is mad tight and also funky fresh to death.

It's strong language, but that sort of statement is required, sometimes.

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEmpty Sandwich

This was the greatest fight ever. Goddamn.

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOgopogo

This is a work of art.

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRedSpy

Ahahahaha yesss.

It's glorious.

May 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThe Deleter

Hahaha, I just noticed something silly. Staring at the animation for too long, awestruck by its majesty, I noticed that it sometimes appeared to be turning to the left and sometimes to the right. It looks like the Sweet Trick is also a Sweet Optical Illusion!


May 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrilliant Kid

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