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Wednesday
May022012

This weekend, I offer you... pretend animals fighting!

How about a zoofight, Sports Fans?

 

Here's the deal. To kick off this blog I think we should have a battle, and I want you to decide what it should be.

 

Any contestants from any of the tournaments we've ever run - just give me the contenders and I'll give you the fight. Rematches, what-ifs, joke battles, whatever. I'll write it for you, and I might draw some of it too, who knows.

 

If I can get just ten suggestions by Friday night, I'll choose one at random and we'll get started. Let the games begin!

Reader Comments (11)

Edward Tigerhands v Rollerskating Lions with Cannons for Arses.

Oh yes. Oh yes.

May 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrainmage

Grapplesaurus Rex vs. Sturgeon General. The earth will shake.

May 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGooper Blooper

A Beary Good Battle - Sgt. Grumbles vs. Odinkarhu vs. Huggles T. Bear

Brutally Slaughtered by Ned Killy Battle - Star Truck vs. Tangaloa

May 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAkumu

The raddest battle of all time! Wolfbike vs Manglin' Pangolins
Animal fights TO THE MAX!

Of course Monster Truck vs Edward Tigerhands would be great too

May 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOgopogo

Bee Unit v Bull Market

##BULL MARKET

May 3, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIronicHide

Tv's Retired Sheriff John Burnell from Zoofights 1 vs. Stockbridge and Barrington from Zoofights 3

May 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Ned Killy vs Hardcore Prawn

I also agree that Monster Truck vs Edward Tigerhands would be great

May 4, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAsator

#STAR TRUCK vs. #AGGRONAUT

May 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHonk On Honk Bag

Imperaptor VS. Grapplesaurus Rex: THE BATTLE OF DINOSAURS

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see this fight. Deep down, you know you want to.

May 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIncendia

I want to see 7 Enhanced Pigs with Pistols, Riding in a Tank Made Entirely From Bacon vs the original Monster Truck because I am a horrible person. Also, because I think it would be hilarious.

I would also like to see 200 Radioactive Tarantulas with Jetpacks... and Party Hats! vs Hippos with an Eating Disorder.

And Brutish Petroleum vs Overlord.

And Biguana vs.... well, I just want to see Biguana and the WCW lackeys again. Maybe WCW vs Aminal Warz? You know you want to!

May 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBrilliant Kid

[b]#Inquisipede[/b] vs. [b]#Luchadillo[/b]

Catholic Orthodoxy vs. Backwater Mysticism

Spanish Empire vs. Free Mexico

A Giant Dogmatic Centipede vs. A Limber Wrestler Armadillo

I think it would be fun.

May 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRavenkana

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