Dear Sports Fans,
We're going to hold a race. I don't want to say too much yet, but I've decided it would be super fun to have a running event over a couple of weeks, featuring a Wacky Races-style lineup of former zoofights competitors trying to race across the USA while trying to batter the turds out of each other. Needless to say we've already got some competitors in mind for that, but if you want to suggest any more, be my guest. Arbitrary teamups are fine, since we will be working entirely outside continuity.
ZooCross 3000 will take place soon, but not immediately - I've got a week-long business trip to a former Soviet state coming up tomorrow (true story), so anything I post will be tempered by the limitations of whatever net access I have, plus the effect of pints of cheap vodka.
Nevertheless, whether I or one of the old team posts it, I'm going to try and make sure you have another fight drawn from the pool of suggestions made at the start of the season to entertain you while I'm away.
In the meantime, I encourage you to post ideas for Shit You'd Like to See this season, since we are in anything-goes mode. Ideas I'd like to tackle soon are:
- ZooCross 3000
- Sun Cat vs Moon Cat (an adorable fight suggestion from someone's awesome kid relative)
- Something to tie in with the Olympics
- Zoofights.... in Haiku!
- Adventures of Biguana
- a secret thing
- more what I have forgotten write now
Anyway, I'm now giving ZF majordomo IronicHide and grand vizier Gravitas Shortfall the keys to this blog until I have reliable internet access again, so who knows what to expect!