Bonus Round: FITE YOUR MATES
Thursday, May 13, 2010 at 10:27AM HOLD UP, SON - it's
FIGHT YOUR MATES NIGHT ![]()
Tonight, in this rusty ring, a clutch of foolhardy spectators will settle their grudges on camera, for the viewing (and betting) pleasure of the masses.
The prizes on offer are staggering: a bag of walnuts, a picture of a frog, and a champions bounty of ONE GORILLION DOLLARS, redeemable for 15 votes at any forthcoming point in the tournament.
Who will be the first to step into the Chunderdome and make a challenge?
Once a fight is accepted, I will have no option but to draw it - bear in mind you might be smashed apart.
Fights will be decided by jeering and whims, and we'll probably have 3 or 4 of them.
So grab yourself a bucket of cat ribs, and settle down for a bit of fighting.
FIGHT ONE
A VULTURE WITH SOME MIXING DECKS VERSUS DOC BROWN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE
Gentlemen, choose your weapons - and quickly! Fight starts very soon.




Too late sunshine, you get a spanner.

We couldn't find any minidiscs, because no-one uses them EVEN IN A WORLD WHERE ROCKS ARE CONSIDERED HI TECH
So we used razor-sharp LPs instead.
Go get your head sewn back on, Doc.
Vulture, you win
A BAG OF WALNUTS ![]()


YOU TWO NEXT

KNIGHT WINS ![]()
SURPRISE BONUS BIFFING;


OH WILL YOU?

HAT ROBOT DUDE WINS ![]()
Next up: SAD ARAGORN versus VIN DIESEL
VIN DIESEL WINS THROUGH THE BRUTAL POWER OF THE BOX OFFICE, AND TAKES HOME ONE GORILLION DOLLARS ![]()
Congratulations on winning the grand prize at FITE YOUR MATES NIGHT. Be sure to use your new power well, Vincent Diesel.















