HOLD UP, SON - it's
FIGHT YOUR MATES NIGHT
Tonight, in this rusty ring, a clutch of foolhardy spectators will settle their grudges on camera, for the viewing (and betting) pleasure of the masses.
The prizes on offer are staggering: a bag of walnuts, a picture of a frog, and a champions bounty of ONE GORILLION DOLLARS, redeemable for 15 votes at any forthcoming point in the tournament.
Who will be the first to step into the Chunderdome and make a challenge?
Once a fight is accepted, I will have no option but to draw it - bear in mind you might be smashed apart.
Fights will be decided by jeering and whims, and we'll probably have 3 or 4 of them.
So grab yourself a bucket of cat ribs, and settle down for a bit of fighting.
A VULTURE WITH SOME MIXING DECKS VERSUS DOC BROWN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE
Gentlemen, choose your weapons - and quickly! Fight starts very soon.
Too late sunshine, you get a spanner.
We couldn't find any minidiscs, because no-one uses them EVEN IN A WORLD WHERE ROCKS ARE CONSIDERED HI TECH
So we used razor-sharp LPs instead.
Go get your head sewn back on, Doc.
Vulture, you win A BAG OF WALNUTS
YOU TWO NEXT
SURPRISE BONUS BIFFING;
OH WILL YOU?
HAT ROBOT DUDE WINS
Next up: SAD ARAGORN versus VIN DIESEL
VIN DIESEL WINS THROUGH THE BRUTAL POWER OF THE BOX OFFICE, AND TAKES HOME ONE GORILLION DOLLARS
Congratulations on winning the grand prize at FITE YOUR MATES NIGHT. Be sure to use your new power well, Vincent Diesel.