Thursday
May132010

Bonus Round: FITE YOUR MATES

HOLD UP, SON - it's

FIGHT YOUR MATES NIGHT


Tonight, in this rusty ring, a clutch of foolhardy spectators will settle their grudges on camera, for the viewing (and betting) pleasure of the masses.

The prizes on offer are staggering: a bag of walnuts, a picture of a frog, and a champions bounty of ONE GORILLION DOLLARS, redeemable for 15 votes at any forthcoming point in the tournament.

Who will be the first to step into the Chunderdome and make a challenge?

Once a fight is accepted, I will have no option but to draw it - bear in mind you might be smashed apart.

Fights will be decided by jeering and whims, and we'll probably have 3 or 4 of them.

So grab yourself a bucket of cat ribs, and settle down for a bit of fighting.

 

FIGHT ONE

A VULTURE WITH SOME MIXING DECKS VERSUS DOC BROWN FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE

Gentlemen, choose your weapons - and quickly! Fight starts very soon.

 

 

Too late sunshine, you get a spanner.

We couldn't find any minidiscs, because no-one uses them EVEN IN A WORLD WHERE ROCKS ARE CONSIDERED HI TECH

So we used razor-sharp LPs instead.

Go get your head sewn back on, Doc.

Vulture, you win  A BAG OF WALNUTS


YOU TWO NEXT

KNIGHT WINS

SURPRISE BONUS BIFFING;

OH WILL YOU?

HAT ROBOT DUDE WINS

Next up: SAD ARAGORN versus VIN DIESEL

VIN DIESEL WINS THROUGH THE BRUTAL POWER OF THE BOX OFFICE, AND TAKES HOME ONE GORILLION DOLLARS

Congratulations on winning the grand prize at FITE YOUR MATES NIGHT. Be sure to use your new power well, Vincent Diesel.

 

 

 

Wednesday
May262010

Bonus Round: FITE YOUR MATES 2

SURPRISE

FIGHT YOUR MATES
FIGHT YOUR MATES
FIGHT YOUR MATES
FIGHT YOUR MATES
FIGHT YOUR MATES

Gather your brass knuckles, scratch together a handful of bottle caps and cigarettes for barter, and FIght your Mates

Prizes on offer tonight include:

A box of ants

A toad's hat (no toad)

Summary execution to end your tortured parody of a life

A shot of Sting Kong's venom (to be ingested immediately)

Another GORILLION DOLLARS (genuinely redeemable for 15 votes)

WHO WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO PUT THEIR BRAIN ON THE LINE FIRST?


OH SHIT, WRESTLING GUY HAS GONE FOR OPTICAL FANCYMAN ROOSEVELT, BUT ALLIGATOR RIDING GIRL HAS GOT HER OWN IDEAS AND A KRAKEN IS FIGHTING A CHILLING ROBOT MONSTER

PAPA NFUME GETS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WHEN HE GETS INTO A STARING MATCH WITH SOME BITS OF PAPER, WHILE SNAKE PLISSKEN SMACKS A GUY WITH A CAMERA FOR A HEAD INTO NEXT WEEK. THE SKELETON GORILLA SPACEMAN/KRAKEN FISTICUFFS ESCALATE INTO LEG-RIPPING AND EYE-STABBING, WHILE GEZORA SETS INTO AN EXTENDED DRINKING BATTLE WITH A BEE IN A GASMASK OR SOMETHING


Et tu, Compute?

LERN YORE PLAICE

although your mexican stand-off with the Horshoe Crab Gumshoe was inconclusive, No-one goes away from ZOOFIGHTS empty handed! Please enjoy this fine toad hat, while your opponent is placated with a delicious shot of venom.

As for the ants...

A Gorillion Dollars to that man!


Because we are in a good mood, there will be no executions this evening. Any unresolved brawling will be addressed when you least expect it.

Thanks for taking part in another Fight Your Mates Night, and stay tuned for your regularly scheduled brute on brute action.